An email that ciruclated through my uncle’s office:
FW: The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!
Fantastic. Greg sends along this DIY FYI:
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
Email: Where's the part where she asks for my bank information?
Hi,
My name is Elena, I have 33 years and I live in a little Russian town. I work in library and I can use computer after my work when possible. I finded your address in internet and I decided to write you this letter.
Ever wonder where the high-tech & awesome interfaces in your favorite films come from? Lara Croft, James Bond and Jason Bourne get their GUI from this guy.
I always wondered… Great GUI work.
I present the Beer Belly ( http://bit.ly/53iHfE )
and matching Wine Rack ( http://bit.ly/35DkCO )
Combine both for extra class!
A cute/lame icon I made for an iPhone app for a school project. A map/list of bus stop/schedules for the campus shuttles. @FallenAllStar did the hard work, I was moral support.
Been at Panera Bread all day, working on school projects in solemn silence (lack of sleep tends to make students silent, grumpy zombies) with @FallenAllStar . A cute girl working the lunch rush here gave me a free fountain drink at the start of the day, been drinking Dr. Pepper from it since. It’s the little things that brigthen your day. Gave me the energy to get some work done and not fall asleep on my buddy. She left before I got the chance to give a propper thanks (and to ask her name/number).
Thanks random cute Panera girl.
